Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing some sort of modeling for something called Fornarina. Anyone? I guess it doesn’t matter, it still counts as work. Besides, I’ve always found Lindsay hot so putting her in some slutty outfits isn’t a bad way to get my attention. When are we going to get to see her homemade tattoos she got in jail? You know a pretty girl like this would get a lot of attention from the prison girl gangs… I’m sure someone tagged their property.
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis coordinated their looks for a casual cruise around Hollywood on Saturday afternoon. His new film, The American, took home the top spot at the box office over the holiday weekend, beating out Drew Barrymore’s Going the Distance and Lindsay Lohan’s Machete. Last week he opted out of promotional appearances for the film but suited up for a dinner date with Elisabetta. Since returning to LA from his Summer vacation on Lake Como, he’s been playing basketball with friends and keeping a low profile with his red carpet companion, Eli.
The truth is, the phrase “baby bump” always makes me cringe a little on the inside when referring to a chick’s knocked up belly, because it makes me think of something Lindsay Lohan might snort up for a quickie. There has to be another name for it. Fetus pouch? No. Bambino dumpling? No. Oversized infant pimple? No. Whatever we’re calling it, Lily Allen showed hers off in London last night at the premiere of Tamara Drew, a movie her mother produced.
If Lily Allen paid more than a few hundred Mexican pesos for that dress, then the ho paid too much! That is the kind of dress my abuelita would haggle for while sitting in the car at the Mexico/US border in Tijuana. My abuelita would never pay more than 150 pesos for that dress and she’d make them throw in a ceramic vase with Jesus on it! She’s ruthless.
Able to pull away from the pack, “The American” has grabbed ahold of the top spot at the box office over the Labor Day holiday weekend.
Making for a tight race, the George Clooney flick has raked in $12.9 million since its early release on Wednesday – with Saturday night (September 4) garnering the most cash thus far.
Meanwhile, Hayden Christensen’s “Takers” jumped to second place with $11.4 million by overtaking the new Jessica Alba/Lindsay Lohan flick “Machete” – which pulled in $11.3 million.
Completing the weekend’s top five movies were Lionsgate’s “Last Exorcism” at $7.5 million and Drew Barrymore’s “Going the Distance” at $6.9 million.
She’s only just begun to enjoy her freedom again, and now Lindsay Lohan has been involved in a hit-and-run incident involving a baby carriage.
According to Radar, the “Mean Girls” actress was driving her Maserati in West Hollywood on Wednesday (September 1) when she lightly struck a baby carriage that had a baby in it.
Unfortunately, LiLo opted to speed off instead of doing the right thing and stopping to make sure everyone was okay. And she’ll be in hot water because of it.
An eyewitness recalled, “There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
“I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. I asked the kid if she was okay and then asked the woman, but she was kind of shocked and didn’t really know what to say and you could tell she was scared.”
Lindsay Lohan is battling her addictions – with the help of energy beverages. The star is downing Monster drinks including its sodas, espressos and Energy Shooters to stay pepped up.
Tri Angle Records Presents “Let Me Shine for You”
Inspired in part by Lindsay Lohan’s grotesquely fascinating black hole existence and in part by my unwavering belief in the power of pop music as an artform, I saw an opportunity to create something interesting with her music, and decided to ask some friends to reinterpret some of Lindsay’s songs. “Tri Angle Records Presents: Let Me Shine for You” is the result. Even though we are all fond of Lindsay in our own ways, there is no FREE LINDSAY agenda here. We all love pop music and this is merely an experiment. All of our intentions are very sincere.
Mixtape by Tri Angle Records
Tracklist:
Babe Rainbow – I Can Try To Run (Stuck)
Laurel Halo – sinh (Something I Never Had)
Autre Ne Veut – Bossy
oOoOO – I Live For The Day
Stalker – Disconnection (Disconnected)
Oneohtrix Point Never – LL [Stresswave Edit] (Something I Never Had / Over)
download at dis magazine
a positive pitchfork review here.
kind of old and probably not suited to most of ontd’s taste (except for those already fond of the witch house/drag genre) but it’s an interesting lil curiosity for anyone vaguely inclined to appreciate some aspect of lohan’s turbid persona.
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