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If you’re in the middle of swallowing a glob of Red Bull (wink wink at you, Demi) and evaporated milk, you should pretend that it’s donkey piss and donkey jizz, because if you’re able to keep it down without heaving up 90% of your internal organs, you could win $50,000 on Fear Factor! The dust storm of bleached dandruff, fake tan residue and sea jasper ash that just covered L.A. is from Lindsay Lohan running over to NBC to sign up for Fear Factor.

In the past, Fear Factor has fed their contestants all sorts of delicious gourmet delicacies like blended rats, sloth d**ks wrapped in the ass cheeks of a baboon, snail vaginas, tarantula s**t, charred fetus heads, etc.. etc… But their latest stunt dipped so low into the bowels of disgustingness that some NBC executives weren’t sure if they should air it. But as they proved by giving Whitney a full season, NBC has no f**ks to give and will air it anyway!

Someone who works at Fear Factor tells TMZ that on an episode that airs Monday, the contestants have to swallow (no spitting allowed) entire cups of bladder juice and nut gravy from a donkey. Each contestant had to drink every last drop of donkey piss and jizz before they moved on to the next round, and some of them did it. SUCIO! It must be a very special Kardashian-themed episode.

$50,000 could buy you a lot of s**t (like 50,000 items from Taco Bell’s new breakfist menu!), but is all that money really worth felching down the jizz of an ass in front of millions of people? It’s one thing to drink donkey cum in the comfort of a Tijuana Donkey Show while surrounded by friends, but it’s another to do it in front of a TV camera. What if you get pregnant? What if you s**t out a tiny donkey human baby into the toilet? You’re going to need more than $50,000 to raise it. And I don’t even want to think about how they milked that donkey, but I’m sure it involved Joe Rogan’s lubed-up hand and a copy of Heidi Montag’s Playboy spread.

But in NBC’s defense, they’ve aired much grosser s**t than hos drinking donkey semen. Like Donald Trump’s face, for example.

Remember back in 2010, when Lindsay Lohan was fresh out of jail/rehab/something, and she had gotten her hot little crack hands on a shiny new Maserati, and within days, she nearly ran over a nanny and a baby in a stroller? Go here and here for the recap – initially, the story was that the

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TMZ says that Demi Moore did have a seizure on Monday night, but it wasn’t from downing a c**ktail of coke, benzos and most of her liquor cabinet like most of us figured. They say that Demi and an Arizona junior high schooler who just got into Blur have a lot in common, because she was inhaling nitrous from a can when she slipped into a semi-coma. Yes, b**ch was doing whip-its. I wish I meant that she was sucking fumes out of a Whippet’s ass, but no. If Demi ever ran out of nitrous, she’d be walking on sunshine over to OfficeMax to get some computer duster like Allison’s ass.

The source says that Demi was clouding her pain by inhaling whip-its and she ended up having a sort of seizure on the floor before she fell into a half coma. Even Lindsay Lohan is looking at Demi and thinking, “Broke trash!” You know, everybody’s always screaming about how Demi is trying to hold on to youth by marrying a toddler, partying with her daughters and taking MySpace-like bikini pictures in her bathroom, but I shrugged all that off until now. Partying with your daughters is one thing, but drugging like a 14-year-old suburban kid is another. Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!

Hopefully, Demi gets the help that she needs, because going to the hospital for a whip-it overdose is not the way a 49-year-old should go through life. I can just picture Demi with Vicks under her nose and Limp Bizkit blasting out of her speakers. How dreadful. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get the sound of Devo out my head by sucking on a whip-it for old time’s sake.

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